An elitist bastard is someone who discovers something cool, unique or helpful before the mainstream does.
Elitist bastards pride themselves in discovering these great things, and love to brag about how they know about stuff that most people don’t know about.
An elitist bastard often has self-esteem issues that prevent them from feeling good about themselves without belittling others.
Please punch yourself in the face if you find yourself gravitating towards any of these characteristics.
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I think you are a very smart man Josh Denny you have it figured out very well.
*ouch*
Wait, no, I’m too slow to ever really catch onto the news stuff.
“An elitist bastard is someone who discovers something cool, unique or helpful before the mainstream does.” No, only if he is elitist about it.