An elitist bastard is someone who discovers something cool, unique or helpful before the mainstream does.

Elitist bastards pride themselves in discovering these great things, and love to brag about how they know about stuff that most people don’t know about.

An elitist bastard often has self-esteem issues that prevent them from feeling good about themselves without belittling others.

Please punch yourself in the face if you find yourself gravitating towards any of these characteristics.